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ANIMALS - If we're not supposed to eat them, Why are they made out of food?




HAPPY MEALS - ~Think outside the box~


TAGS: happy meals think change food
Rating: 4.77/5

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MissPriss - October 15, 2012, 6:33 pm
Thanks for the 5L giggle!


FOOD - You are what you eat, and so much more.


TAGS: race food diet health
Rating: 4.79/5

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MissPriss - February 21, 2013, 1:32 am
Muchos gracioas senor Dawg. Ok A for effort D for spelling works out to a B+. I'll take that and the 5L and run!!!! Thanks for the vote amigo.
MissPriss - February 21, 2013, 1:29 am
A not so hidden insult....yeah I'm a shit and your point is? Bahahaha. Thanks for the giggle emilio.
EmilioDumphque - February 21, 2013, 12:34 am
So, I guess that means you were what you excreted.
Rudedog - February 20, 2013, 11:50 pm
Cinco leons señora Priss


THE SADDEST PART ABOUT THIS - is that my generation will not get it...


TAGS: orange clockwork food
Rating: 4.91/5

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Cyberhagen - September 8, 2012, 12:01 pm
I never did understand the title though. I saw most of the movie, but not all of it, and never read the book
NoxTerran - January 3, 2012, 2:29 pm
cant say much about what generation you are, but i know this, i am late 20's and i get it. KILLER movie AND book
Clint1226 - December 28, 2011, 1:05 pm
The film was good, the book was even better!
SorayaDarqsyde - December 24, 2011, 8:18 pm
Indeed... Thank you for restoring my faith in our generation...
Maddness - December 24, 2011, 6:02 pm
Epic and also Im from same generation and I know what you're talking about. It is an awesome film as well
SorayaDarqsyde - December 24, 2011, 5:21 pm
Not bad for a white girl, huh? :P
Verdeckt - December 24, 2011, 6:24 am
Malcolm McDowell is right up there with Gene Wilder on the convincing mad man front.
Budog - December 24, 2011, 2:10 am
Dude I love it, 5L !
SorayaDarqsyde - December 23, 2011, 11:02 pm
Thanks! It is my first attempt at one of these...
maoworks2 - December 23, 2011, 5:46 pm
A Clock Work Orange .
GySgt1811a - December 23, 2011, 4:51 pm
There's hope, Ms(?) Darqsyde, YOU got it! BTW, I amazed my granddaughter with my wristwatch that didn't require batteries. You just wind it. She thought it was awesome and wants one.
ICEMAN - December 23, 2011, 4:47 pm
Too true. Nicely done. 5


BACON - Makes a damn fine sandwich


TAGS: bacon sandwich food funny
Rating: 4.19/5

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the dude - December 6, 2009, 3:52 pm
hell yea 5 lions for you brotha!
aesop's folly - November 10, 2009, 5:43 pm
agreed, needs cheese, 4/5
agdaniele - October 10, 2009, 11:52 pm
Needs cheese.
Spangle - October 10, 2009, 11:51 pm
Everytime I see this sammich, I always get a bit of heartburn. It's like, demonic or something.
CANADA - August 13, 2009, 9:10 am
and a little drink to wash it down


'MERICA - Hells Yeah! Sure Im going to die eating this, but WANT


TAGS: death die food merica hell
Rating: 4.24/5

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NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 7:22 am
Goes great with deep-fried Snickers!
ratfink95 - March 4, 2013, 10:15 pm
Its the stick that causes the problem!
falloutghoul - November 6, 2012, 6:27 pm
Would you like a heart attack with that?
maoworks2 - November 6, 2012, 2:04 pm
I'll Have 16 To Go Please .


AGGY'S STOUT CAKE -


TAGS: aggy s old family recipe guinness is good food
Rating: 4.62/5

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FatherTyme - March 12, 2011, 3:43 pm
Almost spilled mah Guiness reading this, simply awesome. Refreshicate? Webster's Dicshonary better make room for another. Awesome has yet another flavor, its called Iceman :)
Mongo - April 27, 2010, 10:23 am
Still laughing.......
jevita - April 27, 2010, 10:18 am
this is funny
ICEMAN - April 27, 2010, 12:15 am
Reachin' a bit there, aren't we Jake? ;)
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 10:54 am
I'm just curious as to when Ike Turner showed up. That was not mentioned in the recipe.
boeweizer - April 25, 2010, 5:57 am
theres a thin line between knowing what ladies like and gay, mainly whether or not u love the cock
ICEMAN - April 25, 2010, 1:11 am
Well, certain parts of it. ;)
ICEMAN - April 25, 2010, 1:10 am
Thanks guys. This is perhaps my favorite recipe.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 1:06 am
I frickin' love it!!!!
Cubbybear - April 25, 2010, 1:04 am
That cream cheese icing looks so good...5/5 hey..I'm a cook...not gay!


GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH BURGER - WELCOME TO AMERICA


TAGS: america fat food sonic
Rating: 4.04/5

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ISeeRedPeople - August 4, 2011, 2:57 pm
You left out the bacon! Noob!
440wakeup - August 3, 2010, 10:07 pm
ANERICA What do we want MORE!! When do we want it? NOW!!
Reality Lord - August 3, 2010, 7:48 pm

OM NOM NOM!!!!


THANKSGIVING -




CAFFINATED BACON LOLLIPOPS - There are no words to describe the epic level of awesome this is.




Eat, Run, Die! -


TAGS: food exercise grave
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 24, 2013, 2:21 pm
Awe5ome! My sentiments exactly.


LIFE, AS IN CHESS - If you think about it, all the king is, is a glorified pawn Whereas the queen is the key to his survival. So let’s hop to it ladies, those sammiches won’t make themselves




COOKING SHOWS -


TAGS: food
Rating: 5/5

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Bandit5906 - September 28, 2015, 12:01 am
What about her breasts?
fgd051943 - September 27, 2015, 3:15 pm
One line should read"Making something you wouldn't want to eat"


FOOD PYRAMID - Apparently the aliens don't like plants


TAGS: food pyramid aliens zombies plants
Rating: 4/5

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hangmanheadphones - October 6, 2010, 2:32 am
Perhaps the aliens ARE plants. Eh, eh?
hootizz - September 16, 2010, 7:38 am
Yes.., it is to do with the fact that they can not anally probe them...


PRODUCT REALISM - Finally, a cat food in flavors cats REALLY crave!


TAGS: cat food
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - September 29, 2012, 4:43 pm
Bush Food Is The Way!


KITTY BURRITOS - Chinese food going Mexican


TAGS: chinese food mexican cat cats
Rating: 3/5

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Hypercat-Z - September 4, 2009, 5:04 am
More cute or more funny? Can't tell!
Sexy curves - September 1, 2009, 3:44 am
LoL. So true. Cute cat BTW.


CHINESE FOOD - Now available on Whole Wheat buns


TAGS: chinese baby food
Rating: 4.79/5

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ughomer - April 25, 2012, 6:49 pm
PRETTY FUNNY 1ST SUBMISSION. 5L


CHINESE FOOD - Om nom nom nom


TAGS: chinese food
Rating: 3.38/5

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TooTsiE - May 15, 2009, 1:23 pm
hey... thats not chicken!
Crazydad - May 6, 2009, 9:32 pm
Kinda looks like a BIG tick.


BACON WRAPPED OPOSSUM - The height of American culinary artistry




VEGANS ARE SNEAKY BASTARDS. -


TAGS: vegan food tray yell kill
Rating: 4.47/5

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falloutghoul - March 8, 2012, 9:15 pm
Oh god, kill it again! It's trying to escape!


MCDONALDS - Their Burgers Are Made Fresh !!




LUNCH - Another way we can impact the environment in a negative way.




ZOMBIES ON DIETS - Anyone named Jenny, Craig, or Atkins needs to avoid them.


TAGS: zombie food pyramid diet
Rating: 3.42/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 25, 2012, 12:56 pm
Lol!


CULTURAL ASSIMILATION - It takes time.


TAGS: chinese restaurant china food
Rating: 4.84/5

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MPsniper - January 14, 2012, 6:44 pm
sign gens....they are everywhere


BROWNIES - Best served when cool


TAGS: food humor brownies cool
Rating: 4.46/5

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Airman - March 21, 2012, 1:29 pm
so
crankyhead - March 20, 2012, 8:54 pm
That reminds me of a poster I forgot to submit on Airmans birthday. I'll drop it in the queue now. =)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 20, 2012, 7:27 pm
That sounds like an invite to ridicule you.........you laughed because you're old and senile (and incontinent)
Airman - March 20, 2012, 6:12 pm
why did this just crack me up? shut up Mooooooooo


DIDN'T GET FRIES -


TAGS: food
Rating: 4.41/5

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BACON & BOURBON - They are THE major food groups


TAGS: food bacon bourbon groups diet yum
Rating: 2.89/5

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rerun - December 24, 2009, 8:22 pm

I could use some mayo on my sammich


OPPORTUNITY -


TAGS: food freedom soon revenge
Rating: 4.76/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 5, 2013, 7:29 pm
This was hilarious, the face is funny as hell. 5 cheese slices.
NumberXIII - January 4, 2012, 12:26 pm
Photoshop: When Mother Nature doesn't invent things creepy enough to keep our attention
lgvernon - January 2, 2012, 12:36 am

Well, now I am COMPLETELY creeped out!


NEED MORE COOKIES -


TAGS: excess control food military gun
Rating: 4.82/5

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Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 10:12 pm
Nine yards long of ammo-belts, MP? (looks at the mount of shells) yeah, probably pretty close to that.
MPsniper - January 27, 2012, 5:07 am
the whole nine yards


FAST FOOD APOCALYPSE - AND YOU WONDER WHY WE ARE DOOMED


TAGS: food apocalypse doomed mcdonalds fat
Rating: 3.89/5

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Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 10:20 pm
(blink) is he getting paid to advertise for those companies? I got some clear chub and could use some more burger money.
Reality Lord - February 20, 2012, 3:10 pm

no lingering death here. one massive explosion of arteries. and in the end...maybe he's the smart one.


GENETICALLY MODIFIED FOOD - Always read the label


TAGS: food genetics packaging
Rating: 2.1/5

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Arpaleggia - September 11, 2008, 1:49 pm
I'd buy if female
And? - April 4, 2008, 8:04 pm
I'd still eat it


JUNK FOOD - That's not your stomach rumbling. It's your arteries whimpering.


TAGS: fast food junk health
Rating: 4.69/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 17, 2011, 1:23 pm
Freakin’ donuts have always made me want to puke.


YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT - Need I Say More


TAGS: food
Rating: 4.65/5

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MEXICAN FOOD - Has different names Depending on how you fold it


TAGS: food mexico
Rating: 4.63/5

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TheSanityInspector - February 15, 2012, 9:19 pm
Ha!
Verdeckt - February 15, 2012, 9:18 pm
True and it seldom changes colour or consistency on the way out.


8/23/11 EARTHQUAKE - OH THE HUMANITY!




YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT -


TAGS: timmy hamburger fat food
Rating: 4.59/5

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BoneCD - August 12, 2010, 8:54 pm
Bingo!
Bartimaeus - August 12, 2010, 5:32 pm
Something smells fishy. 5/5
Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 2:16 pm
dont you mean cat?
Chompers - August 12, 2010, 2:14 pm
Does that make me a pussy?


COFFEE A MAGICAL SUBSTANCE - THAT TURNS "LEAVE ME ALONE OR DIE" INTO "GOOD MORNING HONEY"


TAGS: food
Rating: 4.6/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 22, 2014, 11:58 am
Ye5, oddly enough coffee does actually work even when it's that *ahem* time of the month.
fascistfrenchman - October 29, 2013, 12:39 am
I think I would have put "A Magical Substance" in the body instead of the title. Otherwise a good Motifake :)


FAT BARBIE -




IN THE 1940'S - Folks knew what was important.


TAGS: beer food drugs
Rating: 4.72/5

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maoworks2 - December 23, 2011, 10:48 am
I Think They Got It Just Right !


STEREOTYPING - Sometimes they do it to themselves...




CUP O' PUPPIES - Just Add Hot Water Stir And Enjoy!




COFFEE - I'M JUST WAITING TO SEE IF MY COFFEE CHOOSES TO USE IT'S POWER FOR GOOD OR EVIL TODAY


TAGS: food
Rating: 4.87/5

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Zetmonk - March 11, 2013, 1:47 pm
Nice new take.
spacedog - March 10, 2013, 1:56 pm
Been there.


CATERING FOR THE THIN! -


TAGS: meat food vegetarian cooking
Rating: 4.85/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 13, 2013, 3:36 pm
Haha! That's what I've said, too. 5 cuts of prime steak!
autumnspirit - January 9, 2011, 11:17 am
lmao! My Sentiments exactly! 5L
Reality Lord - January 9, 2011, 9:04 am

two back to back "cofee shot through my nose"....wow. another solid one dude!!!
ICEMAN - January 8, 2011, 10:46 pm
Dayamn, you made me chuckle. 5
AdmiralAckbar - January 8, 2011, 10:16 pm
Vegetarians are not as stringy when prepared properly.


THEY OPENED A KFC IN CHINA - THE DRUMSTICKS ARE HUGE EVEN AFTER YOU KNOCK THE PAWS OFF


TAGS: food
Rating: 4.74/5


BRAAAAII-EH?!? - Monkey bread always fakes out zombies.




FATHERHOOD - I love kids...But I can't eat a whole one.


TAGS: babies kids food why not they dont work or earn money little poop machines
Rating: 3.63/5

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fascistfrenchman - December 17, 2010, 3:12 am
Who ordered the 20-pounder deluxe stack? 5L's
Asasello - February 22, 2010, 4:26 am
Calm down, will you. I don't think further attempts at contributing anything to motifake make sense anymore now, as even a moderator has me down as an asas-hole (witty pun, btw).
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 12:10 pm
Ass you may have an opinion when you contribute a SINGLE THING to this community. I did half ass this one but that still puts me half an ass ahead of you.
GreyScorpion - February 21, 2010, 10:26 am
5 fecal factories!!
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 8:55 am
It's fresher than anything you've done, Asas-hole.
Asasello - February 21, 2010, 8:09 am
it's the oldest joke in the book.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 12:53 am
Rejection? Naaaaaaaaaaaah! It's a fact about asian food.
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 12:52 am
I wanted to do that in the tags but was worried about rejection for racism. Thanks Aggie.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 12:36 am
No problem... he's asian... you'll be hungry again in an hour. 5L


ALIEN INVASION -


TAGS: fat obese food overweight ugly
Rating: 3.59/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2009, 7:08 am
Bring me Solo and the Wookiee. They will all suffer for this outrage.
Uncle Matty's Uncle - October 16, 2009, 7:04 am
What's with the low score? This is funny as shit.
rerun - October 11, 2009, 6:31 pm

holy crap. did she eat the last planet she invaded? Is she the new Zombie?


BACON WRAPPED TWINKIE STONEHENGE - Because breakfast deserves a dessert


TAGS: food
Rating: 2.77/5

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Cubbybear - February 13, 2009, 11:12 am
Beautiful!


Burger King -


TAGS: king restaurant star wars fast food evil dark side
Rating: 2.61/5

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Creeper J. - June 16, 2009, 9:47 am
Goodness the King's creppy, Mc Donald ftw.


I LOVE IT WHEN I BUY A BAG OF AIR - AND THE COMPANY IS NICE ENOUGH TO PUT CHIPS IN IT


TAGS: food
Rating: 4.88/5
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 22, 2013, 6:35 pm
Mmmm-mmmm, delicious. Buying a bag right now of air + nitrogen. Maybe they'll chips in :-D
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 22, 2013, 6:33 pm
Right on, man! Right on! lol!
CloudchaserS - December 10, 2012, 9:25 am
Yep, it also helps protect against the chips being crushed.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 9, 2012, 1:07 pm
So, My chip bags are filled with the same thing as my car tires?.....
CloudchaserS - December 9, 2012, 11:06 am
Fun fact. They're puffed up because at the last second before sealing, gaseous nitrogen is blown into the bag. Nitrogen doesn't react with anything, so it acts as a natural non-flavor changing preservative


GERMAN FOOD -


TAGS: german wiener schnitzel food
Rating: 3.39/5

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justme - May 24, 2011, 12:24 pm
even before mcdonalds we had mcjojo
champ99 - May 24, 2011, 10:56 am
*they
champ99 - May 24, 2011, 10:55 am
Naww, the just took the recipe from them. Kind of like McDonalds and the big Mac, the did not invent it but they sell them by the ton. :)
forseti - May 24, 2011, 3:30 am
So they were independent interim??
justme - May 23, 2011, 1:58 pm
dunno but it sure tastes good... send more to the netherlands
steph1 - May 23, 2011, 12:52 pm
wiener schnitzel - german food? did i miss something? has austria surrendered to germany, again?


NOW REMEMBER - Always wash your food before you eat it




TRADITIONAL ORIENTAL TURKEY - This thanksgiving wok your dog


TAGS: dogs turkeys food
Rating: 3.83/5

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agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 11:14 am
I like it!


LIARS -


TAGS: sharks reciting i am a nice shark not a mindless eating machine if i am to change this image i must first change myself people are friends not food so i misquoted nemo
Rating: 4.89/5

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jameswnash - October 10, 2010, 8:23 pm
5 nibbles for Bruce!


LUNCH BOX - Who needs them ?


TAGS: kid lunch park yummy food
Rating: 4.65/5

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GaryO - February 1, 2012, 9:14 am
Yes, disgustingly hilarious!! LLLLLOL’d my ass off
KylieM - January 31, 2012, 8:27 pm
this is disgusting
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 5:48 pm
it is dog s**t ? I had no idea :)
KoU - January 30, 2012, 4:20 pm
Nasty!
CloudchaserS - January 30, 2012, 12:51 am
That could be a Just For Laughs prank. Tricking people into thinking they just saw a small child eat dog shit


CHICKEN WINGS -




EAT ORGANIC -


TAGS: healthy food
Rating: 4.63/5

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MissPriss - January 24, 2014, 12:49 am
Okay Nic, but is it made with "hole" wheat bread...teehee
nicholsjoshua15 - January 23, 2014, 7:42 pm
It's a premade sandwich.
maoworks2 - April 20, 2013, 6:33 pm
Well The Mouse Is Cooked .
MissPriss - January 22, 2013, 4:38 pm
Ya know Oiler...ya have to take your comments to my posters and create a few posters of your own from our shared efforts...bahaha! Thanks for the vote.
Oiler - January 22, 2013, 3:52 pm
DON'T make me a sammich. nope nope nope 5L
MissPriss - January 22, 2013, 2:28 pm
But nobody likes bread with a hair baked in it right?
Silverheart - January 22, 2013, 3:22 am

Some people like raisin bread, some people like mouse bread. Don't knock it till you try it.


WHEN YOU'RE DOWN AND TROUBLED -




CHINESE FOOD - I Told You It Wasn't Cat Meat!


TAGS: dog chiense food
Rating: 2.77/5

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Shendue - December 30, 2008, 5:45 pm
They don't eat dogs in China. This is from Korea, i bet.
RRCCmom - October 7, 2008, 8:38 am
There are just some foods I'll pass on.


HYBRID-FOOD - Tacocat=Chinese+Mexican


TAGS: taco cat food
Rating: 2.56/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 11:54 pm
Not sure how you got that cat into that thing (I'm betting sedatives were involved) but he's looking at you like "Don't forget... you sleep sometimes too."
vanadiumd - March 20, 2011, 3:57 am
.....p*ssy... .....taco... know what I'm saying? ;)


TURTLE SOUP - The times are just too tough to afford chicken noodle.




EXOTIC FOOD - Sometimes there's a suprise ending




OVERCONFIDENCE - Just because you're at the top of the food chain, doesn't mean you're not expendable.


TAGS: lion food chain fail
Rating: 4.25/5

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agdaniele - May 21, 2010, 11:51 pm
5L. We're technologically advanced... but certainly not at the top of the food chain.


"HELLO, PETSHOP?" - "I was wondering if you do a home delivery. You can, great. I'll take 3 dozen mice, 3 dozen goldfish and 8 canaries."




CHEESEBURGER WAFFLES - You knew it had to happen one day...:)


TAGS: food
Rating: 2.88/5

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DUTCH OVENS -


TAGS: gas thai food girlfriend
Rating: 4.52/5

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Donkasaurus - December 21, 2010, 11:47 pm
If you ever eat a lot of fried mushrooms make sure you sleep without covers that night...nobody likes a self inflicted one of these bad boys.
LordKraven - December 21, 2010, 6:49 pm
Ok seriously some one dosen't know what a dutch oven is? Please tell me you are like 12 or something. Then you are just ignorant. Otherwise you are just an idiot
Airman - December 21, 2010, 6:17 pm
that's right Mooooo, and number 4 is arriving in March
Airman - December 21, 2010, 6:12 pm
maybe it's my Windows 2000 that's doing it..
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 5:54 pm
Granddad
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 5:54 pm
@ Airman....It's time to upgrade from your 486...I know.....It's only been 20 years.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 5:45 pm
And how may times do you have to say "my bad" before you finally accept your sexuality?
Airman - December 21, 2010, 5:44 pm
will that name ever go away? Hey is it my computer, or are these pages loading really slow?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 5:44 pm
You think I'm a chick pretending to be a man?....ease off. you Eddie Murphy wannabe.
Faceplant31 - December 21, 2010, 5:41 pm
My bad moooooooooooooo i always pegged you for a reverse britarded. My bad
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 5:38 pm
What!!!....your sister is a guy?.....Post op right? (did you really think you'd win this game against me?)
Faceplant31 - December 21, 2010, 5:36 pm
All i can say is anyone that does not know what a dutch oven has never had a women in there bed or a guy (in mooooooooooooo's case)
ICEMAN - December 21, 2010, 5:13 pm
But you probably meant 'playing turtle'.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 5:12 pm
You know you love me.....I just wish you'd think of the children!
ICEMAN - December 21, 2010, 5:12 pm
Dutch ovens are great for cookin' up some chili or buttermilk biscuits.
Sean - December 21, 2010, 5:10 pm
Oh great. Now I'm comment-stalking Mooooooooooooooooo. It has sunk to that.
Sean - December 21, 2010, 5:09 pm
Bet that basement smells like a dutch oven.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 4:58 pm
Seriously?...You guy's never heard of a dutch oven?....don't blame us because it's sad and dark in your mothers basement.
MrAubergine - December 21, 2010, 4:55 pm
If I have to learn about new stuff then it can't be that good, because I don't know about it. The genius of idiots!
Airman - December 21, 2010, 11:26 am
reading thru the comments and saw this. Let me get this straight, if we make a poster that you don't understand or have no knowledge of the subject matter, that would be grounds for down voting it. How about just don't vote, be quiet and Goto the next one
kimzter - December 21, 2010, 1:54 am
heh ok now i understand. But i don't think any poster that has to be googled should ever get a 5
Faceplant31 - December 20, 2010, 7:34 pm
very true Crank. I didn't think of that.
crankyhead - December 20, 2010, 7:23 pm
i think he meant he didn't know what "girlfriend" meant LOL
Faceplant31 - December 20, 2010, 7:22 pm
Google dutch oven then genius.
kimzter - December 20, 2010, 7:09 pm
I don't understand?


HAPPY MEAL NEW GIFT - Free colonoscopy I'm lovin it.


TAGS: junk food mcdonald s happy meal
Rating: 4.29/5

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thesunshinesing - September 22, 2012, 6:59 pm
hi :) let's please be appropriate :)
suzieq - January 24, 2012, 8:54 pm
ROTFL - only now I see the pattern with the pencil sharpener ! My shrink is goin' to love it...
tellitlikeitis - January 24, 2012, 8:19 pm
Wow, another one, something tells me...
mariand - January 23, 2012, 5:22 pm
reading between words, this poster seems to say, I'm going to vomit... Kids you can vote and if you've already voted, ignore this notice... :))))


FORTUNE BURRITO -




MMMMMMM - ...Pi!


TAGS: pi pie doris humor funny food
Rating: 2.97/5

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sweetchroi - September 16, 2009, 5:14 pm
k so the first (five) "5" is backwards. 3.14159265358979323
WhiteRaven - February 4, 2009, 5:56 am
Now divide it by zero....
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 22, 2008, 3:57 am
Once upon a time, they were.
Shtoink - October 22, 2008, 2:25 am
i liked it. then i saw the crust and lol'd... i lol'd hard! and woody allen movies are supposed to be funny?!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 22, 2008, 1:44 am
It's not meant to be a fucking Woody Allen movie, or Young Frankenstein. It's a quick laugh. I knew that when I made it. Some posters are like that. Still beats tunnels, gay tests, and the mindfucks and shitbrickers.
Roamer - October 21, 2008, 8:12 pm
I know; we're making it funnier (or trying at least) by comments... like the Hypnotoad.
guys? - October 21, 2008, 4:37 pm
this is not that funny
Sean - October 20, 2008, 5:48 pm
Spoiler Alert: da jock.
Roamer - October 20, 2008, 5:44 pm
... and confusion. Who is this madman? The high school jock?; the sexually promiscuous cheerleader?; the Asian kid?; or the Calculus professor?
Roamer - October 20, 2008, 5:42 pm
Coming this Halloween, Pi x r: to the dead power. The story of a sociopath/serial killer who terrorizes a small stereotypical 1950's type suburbia by defacing all the pies with his twisted mark; causing panic...
Ag218 - October 19, 2008, 9:30 pm
Pi. Just like my Gamma used to make!
RON - October 19, 2008, 8:48 pm
Grrreat!...makes me hungry and want a piece that 3.14”...lol...great job!
Porcelina - October 19, 2008, 11:13 am
I'm going to make one of these now.. and obtain extra credit!!!
Johnny - October 19, 2008, 10:59 am
Wow... you know you're a techy when you LOL at something like this. And I love pie too.


EPIC BURGER - can cause heart attack in o.92 millisecond


TAGS: funny food
Rating: 2.63/5
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 2:38 pm
The remedy is a "todd snyder" poster. all shit..all the time.
todd snyder - July 26, 2009, 1:47 pm
can cause constipation in .93 milliseconds.


EVERYTHING'S WEIRDER - In the bayou, swamp, marsh, wetland, or w/e you want to call it. Point is, Katrina country scares me sometimes. Louisiana...


TAGS: katrina country louisiana marsh swamp bayou hurricanes catfish gross weird food
Rating: 1.38/5

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Akyoyo - July 28, 2009, 1:02 am
Not literally, you can refer to different parts of the U.S. as "X Country" in relation to something, like calling Texas "Bush Country" during his presidency (although the election moreso) .
TJ - April 28, 2009, 3:21 am
Louisiana - Now a country.
mackerel - January 2, 2009, 8:16 pm
Yum, yum, anusburger.


COMFORT FOOD - I bet this will make you feel good... ...Guinness Chocolate Pudding! Just the name makes me smile


TAGS: food
Rating: 4.36/5

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YOU DROPPED FOOD ON THE FLOOR - DO YOU EAT IT? -


TAGS: food
Rating: 3.58/5

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KLINGONS - They can be merciful




SUMMER IS HERE - Bet you're regretting your winter diet of Fast-Food.




RUBIC'S LUNCH - Insert cheap joke about a 'square meal' here.




FAST FOOD -


TAGS: fast food fries wendys hamburger healthy nasty horrible yummy look
Rating: 2.23/5

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Grim [email protected] - November 2, 2009, 2:44 pm
2 lions cause I'd still eat that.


PRIORITIES - Make sure you have yours in order




NO SUCH THING AS A FREE MEAL ? -


TAGS: girl car roadkill food
Rating: 4.57/5

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Ding - January 23, 2011, 9:19 am
Surely... "I'd hit it!"


MEATBALLS - How do you prefer yours? Italian o Polish?


TAGS: food cooking
Rating: 4.3/5

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calichi - February 9, 2011, 11:17 pm
let's try the mexican style
Anonymous2 - February 8, 2011, 1:33 am
I prefer mine covered with sauce. I hear she's got a great glaze.
culos - February 7, 2011, 8:55 am
Depends on my location, I'll be in Poland for the next couple of days, so....
steph1 - February 7, 2011, 6:07 am
neither - i prefer tickled


GOING GREEN - Take it directly from nature. Cut out the food processing industry.


TAGS: processing food is over rated
Rating: 3.84/5

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bricemara - November 19, 2011, 9:52 pm
gross
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 19, 2011, 9:16 am
Too late....That dress looks good on you Ice.
ICEMAN - November 19, 2011, 4:19 am
Watch it, don't let Mooooooooooooooooooo's wife see this


GERBER - Now with special ingredients that your baby will scream for


TAGS: baby food hot
Rating: 3.43/5

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Chef - May 5, 2010, 1:27 am
I MUST make this product! How about Gerbers Lamb Vindaloo?
R.S.Jake - January 11, 2010, 11:47 am
Hah! The baby looks like Milo Bloom!


Depression -




RAISIN COOKIES - THAT LOOK LIKE CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES ARE THE MAIN REASON I HAVE TRUST ISSUES


TAGS: food
Rating: 4.86/5


MIKES & MONTY PYTHON -




HAPPY PIGS - Make better tasting bacon!


TAGS: animals pigs food bacon taste
Rating: 4.67/5

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MissPriss - April 10, 2013, 10:10 pm
Thanks for the 5 kric...
Krickit - April 9, 2013, 9:09 pm
Me love happy bacon. 5o tender and moist...?


MODERATORS - Their job is tougher than you think. Show some respect.


TAGS: moderator food laziness motifake epicscribbles
Rating: 4.45/5

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EpicScribbles - June 8, 2011, 9:02 pm
And cookie jar hat
quietcanary - June 8, 2011, 3:37 pm
for formal occasions comes with Black-tie-napkin


ETIQUETTE -




MMMMMM - ...Needs soy sauce, though.


TAGS: lick man soy sauce chinese food
Rating: 3.8/5

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NuitTombee - September 23, 2010, 11:04 am
Seriously, where is that and why is he doing it?
Reality Lord - June 30, 2010, 12:20 pm

lmao


BROWNIE MIX - It's good to be the baby!




THE BACONE - A bacon cone filled with scrambled eggs and country gravy topped with a biscuit. It's what I've been dreaming:)


TAGS: food
Rating: 3.41/5

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OLIVE GARDEN -


TAGS: august 13 food yeah the salads are great but its not good italian food
Rating: 3.38/5

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avitron - August 15, 2009, 4:46 am
kirkland olive oil ftw.
Sean - August 13, 2009, 11:29 pm
What aboot East Side Marios? Is that more of a wedgy with a vigorous noogy chaser?


Cookie Monster -


TAGS: monster health food pulp fiction
Rating: 2.69/5

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Sean - May 23, 2010, 12:48 am
Oh right, you like 'em still warm, if it's "not too much to ask."
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 23, 2010, 12:46 am
It's never too soon.....
Sean - May 23, 2010, 12:43 am
Too soon.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 23, 2010, 12:38 am
and blue fur in his throat....jokes people....just jokes.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 23, 2010, 12:15 am
don't pick on him.......Henson died with clogged arteries you judgmental bastard.
Jacob - May 23, 2010, 12:11 am
its called fruit you fat fuck
Anon - February 17, 2009, 1:40 am
No i don't speak Cookie.


I'M LOVING IT! - Today's special: Weedburger




MEXICAN FOOD - Can have that effect




HALLUCINATIONS - Yep. That's a turtle-burger.


TAGS: food turtle
Rating: 2.42/5

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SOCIALISM - Hey, Look! FOOD!


TAGS: socialism food elephant
Rating: 2.31/5

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TrueGrave - February 9, 2012, 2:58 pm
Spite is crawling onto a railway track with your last ounce of breath, just to stick it to the man, and his schedule.
Reason - January 8, 2010, 6:06 pm
shouldn't this belong on politifake?


ULTIMATE DEATH BURGER - One of these is all you need to put you in the grave


TAGS: dinner food
Rating: 2.31/5

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Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 6:21 am
Needs a side on onion rings.
Arnaldo - July 5, 2009, 8:40 pm
i feel like taking one right now
JimmyBoy - July 1, 2009, 9:41 pm
Replace that green crap with some bacon and you have self a deal Cubby.
Scorpio7 - February 7, 2009, 2:52 pm
Brings new meaning to the phrase, "to go," doesn't it?


COMPLACENCY -


TAGS: food chain religion history marlin perkins
Rating: 5/5

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agdaniele - September 23, 2010, 10:15 pm
(mit a little poo, I'm sure)
ICEMAN - September 23, 2010, 10:09 pm
I hear it tastes like chicken.


BASTING THE TURKEY -


TAGS: food porn turkey butter cubby
Rating: 4.6/5

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5150monkeylove - October 31, 2010, 11:22 pm
Do we really need to know which posters you are fapping to?
trader4 - October 31, 2010, 11:18 pm
when u get done with that turkey i need some basting two so get them two melons ready because you may need them


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